China Baby!!!
16.04.2011 - 24.04.2011
20 °C
Touch down in Beijing, practically arctic conditions (20 degrees but if felt cold coming from India!), still very ill at this point, esp. Sophie, BUT, Hello civilisation!! Got picked up from the airport and discovered that cars actually stay in lanes over here AND keep to their side of the road!! Was a bit of a culture shock!
Arrived at our hostel - It was AMAZING! The courtyard was typical Chinese architecture with red lanterns hung all around and a little pond, which had the cutiest little footbridge that you had to cross to get to your room. It also had full sized beds!! I'd forgotten how big single beds actually are!
Following day spent a futile day on the subway going to change money only to finally get there and told it's closed on Sundays! Doh! Spent the rest of the day in hospital as Soph was still really ill and didn't have enough time to do the forbidden city. The next day we made it as far as Tinamen Square as we spent to long watching the guards twirling sticks around and kicking the air to buy tickets.
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Went shopping - ZARA!! Found the prettiest pair of heels....managed to restrain myself from buying them...mum you should be so proud!
Found Hagen-Daaz ice cream! extortionately expensive. Can't believe I paid the equivalent of 5.30 for 2 scoops! Not even a cone! Ridiculous! Tasty though...mmmm....
Visited the Great Wall! Amazing. Just can't get over the vastness of it. Also forgot to really consider how up and down it is! Some bits are practically vertical!

We finally got to see the forbidden city. Third times a charm! Managed to lose Soph and thought it would be fine, I'd find her at the exit. Little did I know that there were 4 possible exits! oops! When we finally managed to find each other it was like one of those slow motion runs you see in films! lol
Had a bit of a palava getting to the train station as literally no one speaks english so it was down to our trusty lonely planet guide to translate where we needed to get to. The bus ride across Beijing took forever and evens though we had set off 2 hours early we ended up having to run for the train army style. Well, when I say army style, I should really say it felt like army style due to trying to run with stupidly heavy rucksacks on our back and front, but it probably looked like more of a retarded waddle! We also had to keep breaking our "run" as we both kept falling into hysterically laughing as we both looked utterly ridiculous! to cape it off we still ended up missing our train as apparently trains in china are a lot like airports and have check ins that close 5 mins before departure. No one bothered to tell us this and due to traffic we were 2 mins late for check in so had to watch our train pull away...very frustrating! We then had to find the right ticket office to change our train tickets - harder than it sounds. the station was bigger than some airports. Had 5 ticket offices! Finally found the right one thanks to a chinese lady that spoke a little english and pointed us in the right direction after we'd visited 3 of the 5 offices! Then the only tickets left available on the next train to xi'an was soft sleeper. More expensive - about 40quid - but oh my was it LUSH!! It was 2 tiered, you had your our private cabin for the 4 beds and given pillows, sheets and duvets!!! LUXURY!! Better than some hotel we stayed in in India! There was even a wash room and a restaurant on the train! As you can probably tell I was a little bit excited!
Stayed Xi'an for a couple of nights, went and saw the terracotta army. Was a bit of a let down to be honest, impressive but not worth 110RMB (11quid). Though we did go on a saturday which is a school boy error as half of china seems to descend on these type of things at the weekend.
Sophie, I discovered is not the best at handling compliments. We had decided to go out and make a bit of an effort. Now bearing in mind we didn't really go out at all in india, hadn't bothered with changing our cloths regularly (the sniff test was our method of deeming whether or not it need washing yet. If it didn't smell it was good for another day at least. I wont share how long we wore some things. you would be shocked) let alone wearing make up, this was quite a change for us. Now me noticing that soph's eyes with make up looked really pretty, I decided to tell her so. To which I got the response..."ummm..cheers.....your face is.... ok?" ! Geee cheers soph! What an ego boost!
After this we both had 2 of the worst nights sleep imaginable, barely slept. The first night we'd just turned the lights off and got ourselves settled to sleep when 6 chinese people came into the dorm, turned all the lights on and started unpacking thier bags at 1am! They were deaf as well so had no idea how much noise they were making (A LOT). One of them poked me (I was in the top bunk) and then had a massive hissy fit when I moved and sat up! No idea why. They eventually all got into bed and turned the lights out around half 2. Thought that was it and I would get a good nights sleep from then on but then around half 4/ 5am one by one of they turned on their bed light, rummaged around for 20mins and then turned it off again and the half an hour later another one of them would do the same thing! It was bizarre plus very annoying.
Then the following night on our overnight train to shanghai the man sleeping above me had THE worse snoring I have EVER EVER EVER heard!!!! Kept both me and soph up ALL night. We reckon he had sleep apneoa as sometimes it sounded like he stopped breathing for 30 seconds and then it was almost as if he was having a choking fit. How he managed to sleep without waking himself up is beyond me. I even ended up hammering on his bed and poking him but he would just wake up look down at me slightly confused and then, I'm not exaggerating when I say this, litterally about 5 to 10 seconds later he would be snoring again!!! How does anyone fall back to sleep that fast??!!! And then when around 6am I eventually fell asleep he then woke me by stamping on my bed and then treaded on me getting down from his bunk, and he didn't even have the decency to say sorry!!!! I gave him the evilest look I could muster and then turned over and tried to go back to sleep however someone else had started snoring so I just gave up and listened to my music...Anyway rant over.....
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